Bachelor Rundown #3: San Francisco

Oops...

definitely missed the 2nd episode!!!! 

During the 1st Date: Emily

She almost kinda looks like Ali... or is it just me?

&& BAHAHAHAHA

Jennifer was really just looking through the telescope?

This show is way too overproduced.

I'm actually sort of embarrassed now that I'm even watching it... And Ben did the only thing he could think of? Give her a kiss... I can't handle this show right now. I will admit though the story about her online dating & her brother responding to her is hilarious... I don't think she will be the one but I think she will last awhile. And it doesn't even surprise me there are fireworks going off while they kiss... LOL. 

During the Group Date:

This episodes makes me wanna go snowboarding. Hahahah at the girl who did the splits! I really like Kacie B & think she is probably my favorite. 2 people I'm not really fans of? Rachel & Blakeley. 

Can't believe Brittney goes home before her date. She probably won't regret leaving, but I'm sure her grandma will!

During the 2nd Actual Date: Lindzi

I think she is really cute!!! 

They sure are making out a lot, I'm sure she'll get a rose!

And I can't believe how she was dumped... Welcome to Dumpsville? Population 0? Really?

I think she'll stay around a little while for sure.

During the Cocktail Party:

I can't believe Shawntel comes on the show? How weird. I really appreciate Jennifer's forwardness. Its always the gingers!!! Hahah. I am so confused... how/when did Shawntel & Ben meet? At a viewing of the show or something?! 

Best Quotes of the Episode:

Courtney-"Blakeley is the kinda girl your bf cheats on you with."

Emily-"Courtney has a personality disorder & I think she needs to be diagnosed."

Courtney-"I can carry the weight, ya know I got big shoulders."

Rachel-"You're a creeper and you drink people's blood for a living."

Elyse-"We don't reuse Brad's dumpster trash."

Before the Rose Ceremony:

After the Rose:

Who got a rose-Emily, Lindzi, Courtney (annoying model), Kacie B, Elyse (guito), Jamie, Jennifer (ginger), Casey S (cute blonde), Blakeley, Monica, Nicki, Rachel, Samantha (who is she!?!) & Erika just fainted...!?!?! & the last rose goes to NO ONE...! 

36 points

oh & turns out Shawntel has a book coming out... ulterior motives or what? LOL.

Bachelor Rundown #1: Premiere

My guilty pleasure is watching the Bachelor/ette...

It is finally back on!

I'm behind by 2? or maybe even 3 episodes?

Anyway, I'm catching up now!

During the Introductions:

"Next time... sash... hat... grandma..."

Gosh could Ben be any goofier???

I am loving the girl with the British accent.

& uhhh what's with the blonde Anne who just said hi & kept walking?

Weird...

the girl with the horse...

Ben, "I've never dismounted anyone off a horse before."

What!? LOL. He is too goofy.

I just don't really know about the whole grandma thing!

After the Introductions:

Got this Bachelor Ben Bracket on Ashley Spivey's blog!

She is one of the past contestants on The Bachelor. 

Anyway, halfway through every episode I'm going to fill in the brackets!

This is more of a guessing one since I was only sorta watching the first half...

But we'll see how I do...

Alright I should've waited until the dates to do the bracket

Because now I want to take Courtney & Dianna off the list.

Jenna seems crazzzzzzzzzy.

She makes bloggers look bad.

& I'm glad I didn't put Monica on the list!

Monica is lesbian? This is so odd.

After the Rose:

Who I was wrong about:

Rachel, Jennifer, Jaclyn, & Monica got a rose.

13 POINTS booyah!

P.S. Is it just me or does the southern Kacie look like a slightly skinnier
 Chantel from Brad Womack's season!?!?

Photos: Say No To Cosmo, Pop Tower

Bachelorette Rundown #3: Finale

Before the Dates:

Finally! The finale!!! I hope it's JP!!! Team JP all the way!

They are so passionate!

#1: JP

Ashley's sister is a tough cookie...

Poor JP... 

Hmm, this is making me bummed out.

I think Ashley's sister is being really rough.

I definitely don't think she will choose JP now...

:(

I don't know if JP talking badly about Ashley's sister is a good idea.

Ashley basically told him it's not him because she said they don't have a dynamic relationship.

I'm glad Ashley stuck up to her "badass" sister!

#2: Ben F.

I think Ben is sorta goofy!

Whoa Ashley, those were some crazy dance moves...

OMG, Ben what the heck is that dog voice?

I totally think she is choosing Ben F.!

I think they are more friends than true love, 

but I guess sometimes being friends is more important than passion.

I guess that Ashley & Ben sorta remind me of my bf & I! 

We are total goofballs around each other too & it's the best relationship I've ever had.

Best quote, "I don't think we're going to sleep tonight."

 

After the guys meet Ashley's fambam:

I was Team JP before... but now I am way more into Ben F. 

I like him better because they were friends first & I think that's important.

So maybe they would actually last for a really long time

& maybe JP and her would have a fizzling passionate quick relationship!

Maybe Ben doesn't look like a great kisser, but maybe practice?

I just really don't think she will choose JP.

Oh my gosh, but now after listening to that letter JP wrote...

Oh my gosh, I'm tearing up. I love JP.

Team JP again...

Hmm...

My prediction:

I'm so torn. I can't choose.

Friend/fun/goofy verses romance/sexy/attraction?

I want both so I can't imagine how hard that decision would be...

I really love it though when I have NO idea who wins! 

After the Winner:

This is really painful to watch Ben propose & have her say no.

I am wincing at watching this.

I think she needs to stop trying to comfort him...

& stop complimenting and sugarcoating the break-up.

Just let him go... he'll move on. He's too cute to not move on.

Well, he would be too cute if he'd cut his hair...

And yayyyyyyy omg I love her & JP!!!!!

I hope they get married!!!

Photos from TV Guide

Bachelorette Rundown #2: Fantasy Suites

My Top 2 Prior to the Show:

1. JP

2. Ben F.

This season has gone by fast! I can't believe we are already to the Fantasy Suite episode.

So excited to see how it turns out! 

#1: Ben F. 

Darn, I missed getting to watch their date! I'm going to have to Hulu it tomorrow.

Cheesy when Ben takes her out of the water. 

But I liked it.

#2: Constantine

Love her crop top on their date.

The scene of them swimming by a waterfall seems straight out of a movie.

I'm jealous...

I predict Constantine will be sent home.

Whoa, just realized my boyfriend kind of looks like him...

Except for the hair, my bf has "monkey butt" hair. [Tehehehe]

Yeah he is definitely not getting a rose. 

Well, Obama is now interrupting the Bachelorette for an extremely long time...

{& we are back!}

OMG I did not see that coming!

Well, good thing he was honest. Wow. 

Goodbye Constantine, go get a hair cut please!

#3? RYAN? WHAT!?

Why is Ryan back? 

My prediction that Mickey comes back was wayyy wrong.

I don't get how they can come back on the show? 

If they don't get a rose shouldn't they be gone for good?

I feel sorry for Ryan that he came back basically to be sent home again. 

Ouch.

#3: JP

Another adorable crop top! I want it!

Namenalalala!? Lol. Tongue twister much?

Awwwwwwwww... JP!!!!! I want them to be together!!

I just adore JP so much & think Ben F has no chance!

OMG that was evil when she made it seem like she said bye to Constantine AND Ben F.

Jp-"Uh yeah I think I'm into that Fantasy Suite!" Haha!

I really wish he would just tell her that he loves her already... Grrr...

My Choice:

1. JP

Post-Previews:
Hmm... can't wait to see who it is her sister dislikes so much!
YESSSS Can't wait for the finale!
But Chris Harrison says it's coming up next week...LIES.
It's not for 2 weeks...

P.S. On a completely different note that goes along w/the Bachelorette...

Got retweeted/responses by 2 past contestants on Brad Womack's season. 

This is exciting because: 

1. I am addicted to the Bachelor/ette; 2. I am addicted to Twitter!

Ashley S replied to my tweet about loving 

Constantine's dad throwing out $20 dolla bills!

@AshleySpivey @swalski74 hahahha I loved that! Such a pimp! #Bachelorette

Shawntel retweeted my tweet! :) 

@Shawntel_Newton @brittbillmaier @shawnteln_crew cannot wait!!!!! I love you bachelor girls live tweeting! Best part of my Monday!!!! :) 

Obviously I'm suuuuuper popular. [KIDDING.]

Bachelorette Rundown #1: Hometowns

Anyone who knows me knows that I am addicted/obsessed w/the Bachelorette! 

So I figured, why not write a blog post about it since I normally tweet during the entire show...

My top 3 prior to the show: 

1. JP 

2. Ben F.

3. Constantine

#1: Constantine

 He was never one of my top favorites because I think he is a little 

goofy looking & reminds me of my fake ex-husband from college w/that hair...

But after hometowns... OMG. 

He is such a family guy and seems so sweet, caring & loving. 

And seeing Ashley around his family just seemed like it fit so easily. 

He is definitely in my top 3 right now. 

P.S. Can Constantine's dad come & make it rain $20 dolla bills in my living room? 

#2: Amesbot

A pool? Ashley-"This is soooo nice." Well duh...

Amesbot turned up the heat a bit today under those magnolias! 

He is super goofy & kind of reminds me of a little kid.

But at the same time his smile was pretty adorable when Ashley complimented him.

I'm on the edge about what I think will happen to Ames.

Probably just on the edge because last episode he wore magenta pants...

#3: Ben F.

I don't think Ben F. is sexy... Ashley & I have very diff taste.

It kind of sketches me out that he has only had short relationships.

Whoaa... Ben F.'s sister looks like Shawntel from the Bachelor season 15!

Ben F. stop crying please... you are making me cry... SERIOUSLY. 

He is stealing my heart away right now.

If he isn't w/Ashley then I want him to be the next Bachelor!

#4. JP

JP has been my favorite ever since that time 

they made out in the rain on the beach! So romantic!

He made me nervous w/his jealousy last episode though.

Really enjoyed him wiping out on the skates...

On a side note: I love their home decorations! The palm trees & orange accents are awesome.

JP is definitely my #1. I hope she chooses him! 

& BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. 

The picture of JP for his Bar Mitzah is HILARIOUS.

My top 3 pre-rose ceremony:

1. JP

2. Constantine

3. Ben F.

So glad she is over bad-news Bentley!

Also glad she got bangs & doesn't have a "5-head" like when she was on the Bachelor!

I bet she cries at the end of the show after she sends one of them home...

Drumroll.................

Post-rose ceremony:

I totally called it! Bye Amesbot.

Did he just wink at her? Or he was blinking to stop a tear? :(

It makes me sad he is still smiling even when she didn't choose him.

He is so respectful & sweet to her during their goodbye. Awww.

I was wrong... she didn't cry! Good, she's getting more confident!

After previews of Fiji:

OMG. The previews make it look like JP goes home... I HOPE NOT!

& I bet Mickey comes back!!!

I'm calling it.

Photos from ABC